January 2010
67 posts
“if my future kid doesnt turn out”
– to be something like freddie highmore or dakota fanning (when she was cuter), im very likely to shove it back to my vagina.
“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with...”
– High Fidelity (via schoolboycrush)
Such a good question. Goddamn Cobain popularized angst and depression. This is why our kids are so upset and depressed. Kids in the 80’s weren’t like this.
We need good music back.
(via epicleicaness)
told ya, the 80’s rocks.
I'M SO TIRED
of all the bullshit I have to deal with at work. Whinywhinywhinewhine. I know. Also, fuck you.
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
epicleicaness:
schoolboycrush:
crazycappi:
fuckyeahawkward:
californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Let’s get some shit really fucking straight - most of you here on Tumblr were born in the 90s, and don’t know a damn thing...
Today I realized that the world cannot end in 2012...
noisyman:
pwnator:dontknowdontcare:noahkai:(via hbnast)
Whew.
ahh yes that.
If some people believe they are photographers just...
they own a digital SLR, its because they have a lot of trouble taking in simple realities and its too kind of you (y’all real photographers) to think that a bodacious Facebook campaign will put them in their place SO FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY.
when i see stupid photos of my friends
i fight off the urge to turn them into a meme.
Sleep Paralysis
helgaholic:
ikilledthedinosaurs:
I’ve experienced this so many times already. It’s the worst feeling ever. Your mind is fully awake but you have no control of your body. This one time really scared me because I saw a man beside my TV. He was wearing a barong and he was bald. And I COULDN’T MOVE. I couldn’t scream or anything. Then there’s also this one night, I saw a lady with long black hair....
601. UPDATING YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS WITH WHAT YOU...
noisyman:
absilog:
internetgaga:
dontmesswithcookiemonster:
(via gotwisdom)
Then why did they call it “status”?
It’s difficult not to do this coz not EVERYONE has a Twitter account. Most people I know are just confined inside the Facebook universe. Plus, I like the fact that I can use more characters in my status.
Twitter: What are you doing?
Facebook: What’s on your mind?
But then...
I am eagerly awaiting the day when I can say to my boss’ face: EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU.
“Mr. Robertson, Mr. Limbaugh, your lives are not worth those of the lowest,...”
– Keith Olbermann. FUCKING PWNED.
my worLd ☺
zombienovela:
jessy29:
i don’t wanna go with the fLow,hate it.don’t wanna be ordinary just like them. i wanna be eXtraordinary person that uniquely exist without imitating other human creature here in this world. Be imaginative. Don’t be afraid to stand out.
HAHAH wtf. MEME na yan!! :))
Letter of the Day: The Devil and Mister Robertson
thedailywhat:
Satan (in the form of Minneapolis resident Lilly Coyle) writes an open letter to Pat Robertson, excoriating the televangelist for his claim that the Haiti quake was the direct consequence of the put-upon nation’s long-standing pact with him.
From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out....
heartbreaking shit. fuck you, tectonic plates. →
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LOST Maps - Google Maps →
zombienovela:
Uh oh. They forgot the Philippines! The place where Baby Charlie Hume was born and was delivered by a very Pinoy named doctor Efren Salonga!
And hey, that would make Baby Charlie Filipino! Or not.
(via clearrants)
OMG Angel Locsin will go berserk.
Bacon or Beer Can? →
ordinarilydazed:
chrishalderman:
Simple yet hilarious site I found a while back.
Imagine a jamaican telling you he is “Bakin’ bacon” (bacon bacon) CONFUSION TO THE MAX!
This is so randomly funny XD!!
I say, “Beeaarcoaan”.
lulzies